Andrews vs. Wheating

Wheating vs. Bert

So what ever happened to that Andrew Wheating character? Maybe with the recent dropping outage turning pro of Robby Andrews, he will be inspired to show his face again.

So heres the story:

A BUSHY eyebrowed freshman, Robby Andrews goes undefeated at 800m during 2010 indoor season. He then caps of his indoor season by nipping Senior, Andrew Wheating at the line in the 800m race at the 2010 NCAA Indoor Championships.

my mouth + your logo = Orgasm?

How embarrasing. So Wheating, being the 800m stallion he is disregards the loss because truthfully, only n00bz run indoor. He begins training for the 4×800 at Penn Relays. Of course, being a senior and shit, he won lost? Shit just got serious!!

You ain't Fresh Azimiz

And so the brewing BEEF sets the stage for an epic battle at the 2010 NCAA Outdoor Championships, a battle in which both competitors would come prepared. Wheating brings his gun and Andrews brings a knife. (NEVER bring a knife to a gun fight) Needless to say, Wheating kills Andrews, 1:45.69 to 1:46.83. And then he goes on to win the 1500m race the next day. What a hoss.

Now watch me Superman that ho

Now days, you can find Robby Andrews at UVA, he is currently a Junior DROPOUT! Wheating has been kicking it with his homies, still talking about how he beat Andrews at NCAAs 2 years ago.

Oh, so that's where Kanye got the idea

I beat him because this is how big his pud is.

So who is better?

Wheating owns the better PRs, but Andrews seems to come mentally prepared when the two collide. Although I like both runners, imma have to go with…

Wheating > Andrews

Wheatings 1500m PR is incredible, 3:30.90.

Definitions (brought to you by UrbanDictionary.com):

  • Pwn’ing- To own someone to such an extent that either an O or an 0 can express it.
  • n00bz- Plural synonym of newbie.
  • Pud- A human male’s penis.
  • PR- Personal Record.
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