Mens NCAA Predictions

OVERWHELMING…

My life in a word.

Pretty basic/bland/boring but whatever. Listening to the Justin Bieber XMAS Album ♥.

Anyways, I am coming back right before the National Championships for NCAA XC. Here are my predictions.

The Individual race will be DOMINATED by Lawi Lalang for the 2nd year in a row! If Stephen Sambu isn’t 2nd, i expect to see Mohammed Ahmed. Henry Lelei and Girma Mecheso should round out the top 5. Kennedy Kithuka of Texas Tech is a new face in the crowd, he is a 2 time NAIA XC Champ. I think in his first NCAA Championship, he will definately get top 10, no better than 6th though.

For the team race, it’s anybody’s race. Colorado, Texas, Wisconsin, Stanford appear to be front runners for the title. But Oklahoma, Florida State, Virginia and OK State had BADASS showings at their Regional and it looks like they may be in the hunt.

1. Stanford – Those Ginger twins are crazy good! But, I think they have a solid team and I think they will be pretty close throughout the race. They were 5th last year, but the team has a completely different look. It would be badass if their entire team dyed their hair Orange for Nationals!

Does the carpet match the drapes?

2. Texas – (although they recieved a Laker-esque signing with Kyle Merber) they’ll fall short. I like Craig Lutz a lot more than I should and they have a pretty solid 1-5. It wouldn’t surprise me if they did better? They were only 11th last year, is Merber enough to bring them up 9 places? Only time will tell.

Merber & Lutz > Kobe & Dwight

3. Colorado – You guys are already winners (peep the photo below)! On another note, what happened to Ammar Moussa?!?! Anyways, I know that Colorado was 3rd last year but I don’t think that they’ll go any higher than that this year either.

1st Place Babii!

4. Florida State – Pretty Sick Squad. They dominated the South Regional. The guys were only good enough for 12th last year but I expect that they will improve this time around. Don’t know much about them but, Genevieve Lacaze is from Florida so…

Not Quite FL State but, close enough 😉

5. Wisconsin – Ahmed just is not enough. Also, Maverick Darling had a wardrobe malfunction last year at NCAAs and when  Janet Jackson had her wardrobe malfunction, her career went to shit. They won NCAAs last year but they lost Elliot Krause and Ryan Collins. I think they won’t have a problem making top 5 but anything more, they’ll have to really work for.

this SUCKS.

Oklahoma State, Oklahoma, Virginia, NAU, and Iona to round out the top 10.

6 more friggin’ days!! The race is scheduled for November 17, 2012 at 12:15 Central/1:15 Eastern. I hope that Flotrack does a live feed like they did last year. That would be ballin’. The course is in Louisville, KY.. it could be a fast one.

Andrews vs. Wheating

Wheating vs. Bert

So what ever happened to that Andrew Wheating character? Maybe with the recent dropping outage turning pro of Robby Andrews, he will be inspired to show his face again.

So heres the story:

A BUSHY eyebrowed freshman, Robby Andrews goes undefeated at 800m during 2010 indoor season. He then caps of his indoor season by nipping Senior, Andrew Wheating at the line in the 800m race at the 2010 NCAA Indoor Championships.

my mouth + your logo = Orgasm?

How embarrasing. So Wheating, being the 800m stallion he is disregards the loss because truthfully, only n00bz run indoor. He begins training for the 4×800 at Penn Relays. Of course, being a senior and shit, he won lost? Shit just got serious!!

You ain't Fresh Azimiz

And so the brewing BEEF sets the stage for an epic battle at the 2010 NCAA Outdoor Championships, a battle in which both competitors would come prepared. Wheating brings his gun and Andrews brings a knife. (NEVER bring a knife to a gun fight) Needless to say, Wheating kills Andrews, 1:45.69 to 1:46.83. And then he goes on to win the 1500m race the next day. What a hoss.

Now watch me Superman that ho

Now days, you can find Robby Andrews at UVA, he is currently a Junior DROPOUT! Wheating has been kicking it with his homies, still talking about how he beat Andrews at NCAAs 2 years ago.

Oh, so that's where Kanye got the idea

I beat him because this is how big his pud is.

So who is better?

Wheating owns the better PRs, but Andrews seems to come mentally prepared when the two collide. Although I like both runners, imma have to go with…

Wheating > Andrews

Wheatings 1500m PR is incredible, 3:30.90.

Definitions (brought to you by UrbanDictionary.com):

  • Pwn’ing- To own someone to such an extent that either an O or an 0 can express it.
  • n00bz- Plural synonym of newbie.
  • Pud- A human male’s penis.
  • PR- Personal Record.